The Messy, Messy Car

mud hanging from the rims, caked on dirt on the doors, bugs smeared across the windshield.  Someone had written please wash me across the trunk.  on the floor of the front seat there was so much dirt and debris from outside you can not tell if it has carpet or any flooring at all.  the backseat was worse than the city dump.  Empty food containers and bags from Arby's and Wendy's too.  there also seemed to be some kind of sticky mess on the door handle that a bio-hazard team would not torch.  the odor fo decay and mold was accompanied by a sweet strawberry smell form the lone sad tree hanging from the rearview mirror.